The Ministry of Silly Walks

I never really think about how I walk. Most of the time I really only walk short distances at a time. But I recently observed the way others walk, you saw that a vast majority of them stride rather strangely. Some will swagger while others wiggle, and some walks are just plain weird. It's not hard to wonder how they adopted such an unusual stride. I think it's safe to assume that we all pretty much learned how to walk the same way. One foot in front of the other. So what makes us all seem to walk differently than each other. I certainly don't remember my first steps or how I learned the art of being a pedestrian. In the early 70's consumer video cameras weren't available yet and my parents couldn't afford an 8mm. I did however father children and I can distinctly recollect their rise to pedestrian status.